Alright, I know this one has been abused on just about every blog out there. But you know what? I'm rusty and don't give a shit at this point. This one is just so easy!
As Seen On TV revolutionary products have changed our lives in many ways. You now have a knife that can cut through an aluminum can without dulling or clean your tongue with a tongue sweeper (Yes, sliding razor sharp steel across your delicate tongue is revolutionary). But nothing tops this one.
It's called the Comfort Wipe!
It is an ingenious design that allows you to wipe your ass with toilet paper on a stick. So you never have to wipe your ass the old fashioned way and get that little bit of fecal matter on your hand(I know you sniff it!). Instead, you will just smear it on a Chinese manufactured plastic like material.
Now now, don't get all sensitive on me. I know there are people out there that could really use a device like this but jesus christ, it's not featured in Thyroid Deficiency Times magazine. It's on national television (I think)!
I could go on and on but why don't you see for yourself!
As Seen On TV revolutionary products have changed our lives in many ways. You now have a knife that can cut through an aluminum can without dulling or clean your tongue with a tongue sweeper (Yes, sliding razor sharp steel across your delicate tongue is revolutionary). But nothing tops this one.
It's called the Comfort Wipe!
It is an ingenious design that allows you to wipe your ass with toilet paper on a stick. So you never have to wipe your ass the old fashioned way and get that little bit of fecal matter on your hand(I know you sniff it!). Instead, you will just smear it on a Chinese manufactured plastic like material.
Now now, don't get all sensitive on me. I know there are people out there that could really use a device like this but jesus christ, it's not featured in Thyroid Deficiency Times magazine. It's on national television (I think)!
I could go on and on but why don't you see for yourself!
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I don't smell it Joey! There's normal people out there that aren't like you, ya know. Hahahaha.
I never said that I smell it! Haha don't flatter yourself, I know everyone out there has sniffed the shit they get on their hands. It's just time that you admit it! ;-)
Why doesn't it vibrate??? Increase the cost $.20 per unit and sell 2000% more?
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