McCain and Obama have a Dance Off! With a Little Bit of Palin

Have you ever wanted to see McCain's dance moves?

Wait...think about that. Has it ever even crossed your mind that McCain would dance to win the 2008 election?

Whether you have or not, today is your lucky day! Someone has created an awesome video portraying McCain and Obama having a dance off.

Oh yeah and Palin is involved. Who knew she had those moves? Not only is the animation fucking hilarious, but the voices and phrases they say are right on the money.

Have a look!

[YouTube]

Electric Stimulus to Face...With Music

You might be wondering what the hell the picture above is all about. Well, this young man has hooked electrodes up to his face. Yes, it looks like basic wire attached to a car battery. All safety issues aside, this video is actually really cool.

He syncs up the electric pulses to music. So his facial muscles move to the beat of an electronic song. It's a little more dynamic than that. Different parts of his face move to different parts of the song.

I feel like I'm making you dumber the more I try to describe whats happening here. Just watch the damn thing :-)

[YouTube]

Codeweaver's Crossover Available For Free Today Only!!

Hey there fellow geeks...and Mac users of course,

Today CodeWeaver is offering their awesome porting tool, Crossover, for free! To make a long story short, the CEO announced publicly that if George W. Bush would lower gas prices to below $2.79 in the twin cities then he would offer his software for free!

Well guess what? That finally happened and the CEO kept his word.

For those of you who do not know, Crossover will allow you to run Windows applications and games on either the Mac or Linux. Hurry up and get your free copy today!

It closes at midnight...

Click here to get your free Crossover program!

[CodeWeavers]

Preying Mantis Eats Coch Roach

I have shown you a couple spider videos before. Now I have brought you this pretty cool preying mantis video.

The person filming has a pretty nice camera that can take very close up macro shots. The preying mantis first poses for the camera then strikes out at a cockroach. He digs his claws, if you will, into the underbelly of the roach and starts chewing on it.

It's kinda funny because the roach is still alive while the preying mantis is trying to chew it. Every time the mantis goes to chew the roach moves and Mr. Mantis jerks away almost out of surprise.

Watch the video!


[Flickr]

Strange Useless Things From Europe

There really is no point to this story that I have brought to your attention. Basically, there is this television tower in the Czech Republic that was built in the year 2000.

At first, these creepy faceless babies were put on temporarily as they were created by the artist David Černý. When the time came for them to be removed from the tower, the public loved them so much that they demanded to keep them up there and are still on the tower to this day.

Kinda scary looking to me. Doesn't it just look like a pedophile's christmas gift to himself?

[Deputy-Dog.com]

Are you ready to make a baby?

(Sad Looking Typhoid Fever Rash Skin Babies Now Available!!)

That's right folks, are you fucking ready to make a baby? No no, not in the fun way but more in the synthetic creepy doll way.

It's about time that you can purchase the parts of a doll baby to make your own...and sell them of course. Secrist Doll Company is now offering doll parts for you to make your own baby. This is so exciting!

In all honesty, I really do not know what to say here and the whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, it's just a doll right?

The only limiting factor that I can see, since they claim to give you complete freedom in your baby making, is that every single doll's hands are closed. How are they supposed to pretend to suck on your tit if they can't get a good grab? I don't think anyone is going to fall for that!

Anyway, I leave you with this creepy dissected baby picture below...

[SecristDolls.com Thanks Amber!]

Fat Girl's Terrible Voice Gets Family Kicked Out Of Their Apartment

(Should Have Been A Star...)

Here is another sad story of parents enabling their child's mediocre, at best, talent...whatever it may be. In this case, big surprise, she is a singer.

Her name is Emma Chawner and she was kicked off of the British show X-Factor. Here is a quote from the DailyMail:

"Emma, 19, was notoriously rejected from the X Factor last year after singing Celine Dion's Titanic 'like a baby' and wearing a 'wedding dress' handmade by her father."

What a beautiful dress, right? I think I see some tea stains on that beach towel.

As the story goes, even after her absolute failure on the shitty X-Factor show, she continued to sing at her parents apartment. During this time, several complaints were filed against them for noise. These complaints started to rack up and Emma (enabled by her parents) just ignored them and kept on singing "like a baby."

What happens when you do this? Yup, you get kicked out of your place because you won't shut the fuck up. They are actually living in their car! I'm so glad we live in such a decadent, disgusting celebrity culture because there were fucking camera guys on the scene as they were leaving because of the eviction! That must have been the most humiliating experience but dammit I'm glad I got to see it!

I hope I'm not getting a little too cocky over here and jinxing myself because I love to sing in my apartment...my mom says I have a great voice...much better than David Hasselhoff...

[DailyMail]