Clay Aiken is Gay

(With a turtle kneck like that, there is no way he's not a fudge packer)

Everybody and their fucking brother called this one. Ever since his American Idol debut, people have been crying cock smoker. He denied and denied it over and over, which just got fucking annoying. I mean dude, come the fuck on! You look like you use the same "hair gel" as Ben Stiller in that movie...

So now it's fucking official. This is the most boring "coming out" in history. Just look at the news story, only a few pitiful paragraphs.

So who's next? Tom? (We all know he's a Scientology fag.)

[My Way]