Slydial: Call stright to voicemail.

I think just about everyone will find this handy little mobile app useful. Sydial allows you to dial a persons number from your cell phone and go straight to their voicemail. God, I wish I had heard of this app sooner!

We have all been in the situation where we pray that the person we are calling won't pick up the phone. Like when you have to cancel on the annoying friend that invited you to their nephew's baptism. Well now you don't have to worry!

Just use Sydial and go straight to their voicemail! They currently support Blackberry, Windows Mobile and the iPhone.

I guess the flaws of modern technology come in handy once in awhile!


[slydial]

Which Game Console Can Take A Beating...and Still Work?

(Ouch...)

This definitely isn't one of the most interesting posts I have written but still painful to watch.

There are three contenders; Wii, Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.

Who will take the beating and come out on top?

Why don't you watch the video below to find out!!!

[YouTube]

Woman Divorces Husband Because of Affair in 'Second Life'

(She reminds me of a fart...)

Alright, I can't believe that I actually have the privilege to bring you this story let alone knowing that these people actually exist in 'Real Life.'

So, I'm sure you have heard of the online 'game' of Second Life. Basically, you create a second life for yourself in a virtual world. You can be whoever you want and the world even has its own currency and functional economy. I know, I know, who the fuck would play that shit?

Well one of them is the fart lady up there. Let's recap a bit. They met in an internet chat room and got married shortly there after. They decided to mark the occasion by "holding a virtual wedding in Second Life". I'm not fucking kidding you.

Have a look at their real world stats:

And their Second Life stats:

Fart lady was wandering around the virtual world and caught her husband (in second life) having sex with a prostitute! Oh, how betrayed she must have felt! She did whatever any normal human being over 380lbs would do... Hire a second life private investigator!

She eventually found out her husband was having a virtual relationship with a female and was engaging in 'cybersex.'

So how did these two end up?

Fart lady divorced him and moved on. She met her current boyfriend in the game World of Warcraft! And the trend continues...

I hope you guys enjoyed this one!


[DailyMail]

I'm not sure how many of you are Radiohead fans out there but I sure as hell am. That's why I just loved the song Creep performed by Scala & Kolacny Brothers.

Let me translate that for you. That's 60 Belgian women singing Creep.

I wasn't exactly sure what to expect but I was pleasantly surprised. If you have a moment, click here to have a listen.

And if your not familiar with the original version, then watch the video below.

[Taking Tiger Mountain]

FOX News Banned Ron Paul Debate

The Ron Paul 2008 Election story is a sad one. Here is a strict constitutionalist and true fiscal conservative running for the highest office in the land at a time when we can settle for no less. I don't mean to sound partisan here but I really enjoyed listening to Dr. Paul on the campaign trail.

Unfortunately, most people didn't hear from Dr. Paul very often on the TV during the primaries. Even though he was present on a few of the early debates, not many questions were asked of him.

The video below shows Dr. Paul answering a quite insulting question about his electability.

What do you think of his answer?

In fact, what do you think about Ron Paul in general?

Click here to voice your opinion in the comments section.

[YouTube]

Why don't I post more often?

So, as you can tell, I haven't posted very much lately. I have found with my hectic work schedule that posting on a daily basis is probably unrealistic. I had a good run for awhile there but keeping that up is very difficult.

So let me set the expectation for a few posts a week but probably more. I hope this doesn't disappoint any of you but I'm trying my best!

Remember, when you have a chance, please visit our advertisers and support The Latreen!


Sincerely,

-Johnny Dangerously

Why do women feel colder than men?

The thermostat battles are mostly related to the office but what about the temperature wars at home?

Here's the scenario. You come home from work and the house is way to warm. You just got out of an office that was too warm so your definitely not going to put up with that shit at home. You turn the AC on and sit back while you hear that satisfying hum of the AC unit. The air starts to get a bit more crisp and comfortable with every passing minute.

Then, your better half shows up from work. She feels instantly cold and heads straight for the thermostat. You can hear her footsteps get closer and closer to the temp controller and that satisfying hum is suddenly killed. She then goes about her business like nothing ever happened.

Perhaps you can tell I speak from experience...

We all know how these end up. Someone is uncomfortable, but is the temperature preference related to our sex? That is exactly what this article is about. It turns out that women naturally feel colder than a man even if both are in the same room.

There are other factors of course but sex is the biggest distinction. Read this article and find out why women feel colder than men.


[TimesOnline.co.uk]

Deal or No Deal: Biggest Bonehead Move

God I just love to see people screw up. Is that bad?

Especially when the stakes are high, like on the horrible show Deal or No Deal. That is exactly what happened. Some fat piece of shit played quite well on the game show. He got an offer from the upstairs douche for $603,000. That means he was offered to walk away with over $600k or take a chance on a million.

Apparently, intelligence doesn't run in his family as much as obesity does and unfortunately for him, it shows.

His wife, or whoever that fat cow is, tells him that he hasn't come this far just to quit but rather take a chance on a cool million.

Ok, let's look at this. He gave up $603,000 for a 50/50 chance at a million. Some would call him brave...I would call him stupid.

Either way, watch the below video to see what happens!

Oh yeah, what ever happened to Howie Mandel? He looks more like Uncle Ted now!

Deal or No Deal: Biggest Bonehead Move @ Yahoo! Video


[Yahoo!Video]

McCain and Obama have a Dance Off! With a Little Bit of Palin

Have you ever wanted to see McCain's dance moves?

Wait...think about that. Has it ever even crossed your mind that McCain would dance to win the 2008 election?

Whether you have or not, today is your lucky day! Someone has created an awesome video portraying McCain and Obama having a dance off.

Oh yeah and Palin is involved. Who knew she had those moves? Not only is the animation fucking hilarious, but the voices and phrases they say are right on the money.

Have a look!

[YouTube]

Electric Stimulus to Face...With Music

You might be wondering what the hell the picture above is all about. Well, this young man has hooked electrodes up to his face. Yes, it looks like basic wire attached to a car battery. All safety issues aside, this video is actually really cool.

He syncs up the electric pulses to music. So his facial muscles move to the beat of an electronic song. It's a little more dynamic than that. Different parts of his face move to different parts of the song.

I feel like I'm making you dumber the more I try to describe whats happening here. Just watch the damn thing :-)

[YouTube]

Codeweaver's Crossover Available For Free Today Only!!

Hey there fellow geeks...and Mac users of course,

Today CodeWeaver is offering their awesome porting tool, Crossover, for free! To make a long story short, the CEO announced publicly that if George W. Bush would lower gas prices to below $2.79 in the twin cities then he would offer his software for free!

Well guess what? That finally happened and the CEO kept his word.

For those of you who do not know, Crossover will allow you to run Windows applications and games on either the Mac or Linux. Hurry up and get your free copy today!

It closes at midnight...

Click here to get your free Crossover program!

[CodeWeavers]

Preying Mantis Eats Coch Roach

I have shown you a couple spider videos before. Now I have brought you this pretty cool preying mantis video.

The person filming has a pretty nice camera that can take very close up macro shots. The preying mantis first poses for the camera then strikes out at a cockroach. He digs his claws, if you will, into the underbelly of the roach and starts chewing on it.

It's kinda funny because the roach is still alive while the preying mantis is trying to chew it. Every time the mantis goes to chew the roach moves and Mr. Mantis jerks away almost out of surprise.

Watch the video!


[Flickr]

Strange Useless Things From Europe

There really is no point to this story that I have brought to your attention. Basically, there is this television tower in the Czech Republic that was built in the year 2000.

At first, these creepy faceless babies were put on temporarily as they were created by the artist David Černý. When the time came for them to be removed from the tower, the public loved them so much that they demanded to keep them up there and are still on the tower to this day.

Kinda scary looking to me. Doesn't it just look like a pedophile's christmas gift to himself?

[Deputy-Dog.com]

Are you ready to make a baby?

(Sad Looking Typhoid Fever Rash Skin Babies Now Available!!)

That's right folks, are you fucking ready to make a baby? No no, not in the fun way but more in the synthetic creepy doll way.

It's about time that you can purchase the parts of a doll baby to make your own...and sell them of course. Secrist Doll Company is now offering doll parts for you to make your own baby. This is so exciting!

In all honesty, I really do not know what to say here and the whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, it's just a doll right?

The only limiting factor that I can see, since they claim to give you complete freedom in your baby making, is that every single doll's hands are closed. How are they supposed to pretend to suck on your tit if they can't get a good grab? I don't think anyone is going to fall for that!

Anyway, I leave you with this creepy dissected baby picture below...

[SecristDolls.com Thanks Amber!]

Fat Girl's Terrible Voice Gets Family Kicked Out Of Their Apartment

(Should Have Been A Star...)

Here is another sad story of parents enabling their child's mediocre, at best, talent...whatever it may be. In this case, big surprise, she is a singer.

Her name is Emma Chawner and she was kicked off of the British show X-Factor. Here is a quote from the DailyMail:

"Emma, 19, was notoriously rejected from the X Factor last year after singing Celine Dion's Titanic 'like a baby' and wearing a 'wedding dress' handmade by her father."

What a beautiful dress, right? I think I see some tea stains on that beach towel.

As the story goes, even after her absolute failure on the shitty X-Factor show, she continued to sing at her parents apartment. During this time, several complaints were filed against them for noise. These complaints started to rack up and Emma (enabled by her parents) just ignored them and kept on singing "like a baby."

What happens when you do this? Yup, you get kicked out of your place because you won't shut the fuck up. They are actually living in their car! I'm so glad we live in such a decadent, disgusting celebrity culture because there were fucking camera guys on the scene as they were leaving because of the eviction! That must have been the most humiliating experience but dammit I'm glad I got to see it!

I hope I'm not getting a little too cocky over here and jinxing myself because I love to sing in my apartment...my mom says I have a great voice...much better than David Hasselhoff...

[DailyMail]

Diva Falls Off Table...Then Posts the Video

Have you ever been in a room, with a lot of other people, when someone breaks out in song? You know that embarrassing feeling you have while it's happening? I'm not sure if you're embarrassed yourself or for that person but you're fucking embarrassed. God, I hate that feeling.

Well, some girl has given us the pleasure of that experience sitting right at home. As you can see from that blur above, she is quite a hefty woman and that is quite a small table... so she comes up with the bright idea of standing on it to sing so all the world can hear...and see her fall flat on her ass.

The best part, I would say, is that this could have all happened without anyone's knowledge. She could have kept the video and redone it...once her ass stopped hurting. But no, she posted it on YouTube or some lucky individual found it and posted. I'm not sure how it happened but I am sure glad it did happen!

Go ahead and play the video below and watch the first minute, just to get that embarrassed awkward feeling I was talking about earlier. Then at 2:45 min, the fun begins!

Enjoy!

[Dlisted Thanks Amber!]

I'm the worst Blogger ever!

Alright guys,

I feel like I write more "I'm sorry for not posting" posts than I do actual useful/funny posts. Again, I'm sorry that I have been missing for the past two weeks. Work has gotten crazy lately, leaving little time for creative thought (if you could call the bullshit horrible posts I put on here "creative"). Either way, I'm very sorry and thank you for continuing to visit!


Please tell your friends!


Sincerely,

-Johnny Dangerously

The Bad Economy Isn't Affecting the Prostitution Industry

It's always good news to hear that certain sectors don't seem to be affected by the recent economic turmoil like...let's say....the hooker industry.

That's right, prostitution has not been effected by the collapsing financial sector. This really is not very surprising since sex will always be a priority.

Let me just say that I'm very glad that our politicians are still able to get their meats whacked with our tax dollars.

Help Support The Latreen

Hello Ladies and Gents,

I'm sure you have noticed that I recently added some ads just above the blog. This was done to start generating ad revenue for The Latreen. So if you get a chance, visit our advertisers to support The Latreen.

The more money we generate, the better this site will get. All the money made will go right back to The Latreen.

Thank you guys for all of your support!


-Johnny

Ron Paul on The Bailout Bill: 'Not Good'

I try not to talk about politics to often on The Latreen but I thought this video should be shown. I'm sure you guys have heard at least some news on how our economy is not doing so hot right now.

Ron Paul usually seems to have a pretty clear picture of the real situation going on and this is no exception. He was on the Neal Cavuto show, finally getting TV time after he stopped running for president, to talk about the recent Bailout Bill that congress rushed to get passed cause hey, its almost re election time :-) No need to spend to much time on the biggest monetary government intervention in the free market of all time.

Either way, take a listen to what has to say. The sad thing is that he is probably right. He has been a congressman since January of 1997 after all so I'm sure he knows how full of shit those people are.

It's pretty frightening if what he is saying is true.

[Fox Business]

Robot Dinosaur Kids Toy

I don't really know what to say about this Hasbro toy...guess I will just explain it. It is a pretty large robotic dinosaur that moves and makes weird noises.

The video below is a commercial for it and damnit I feel bad for the parents whose kid sees it. Can you image your little rascal begging you for this annoying expensive thing?

I see a couple problems with this thing. First of all you can feed it. When something goes in its mouth, it seems that a sensor prompts it to start chomping down. What happens when an unsuspecting kid places his hand in the robots death jaws?

Second problem I see with this thing is that kids will want to get on top and ride it. This might make them think, "It would also be fun to ride the dog!" which would just piss our dogs off. Not good for their backs.

Can I say that it is really creepy and perverted when the kid gets on top of this thing and starts humping it? The very next scene has the dinosaur moaning haha.

Check it out:

[Gizmodo]

Ugly Douche Bag Refused Entry in British Club

(Super-Douche)

Like most of you, I don't watch Big Brother. That shit sucked when it came out years ago and it still fucking sucks today. It's because they keep getting douche bags and bitches on the show. Not even good looking ones.

Speaking of good looks, Darnell the douche bag up there, does not have them. That's not just me saying that. Apparently, he went out for a night on the London club scene but when he got to the door, he was left red-faced when he was turned away from a London hotspot for not being good looking enough.

That's right, he's too fucking ugly and too much of a douche to get into that club. Luckily cameras where there to catch his red face. Goddamn, he looks like one of those white gorillas.

[DailyMail.co.uk]

Fisher-Price Al Qaeda Children's Doll

Thank god the Fox News channel is here to save us from...these dolls. They are always looking out for us!

Gizmodo has brought us a quite strange story about these dolls that say "Islam is the light." Apparently this was not advertised on the box and these poor parents bought them for their kids. God, these poor little children have probably already converted to Islam.

You can see by the video below that the parents are extremely bright and have passed their intellectual genes onto their extremely intelligent children.

Watch when they interview the kid, doesn't she seem way to old to be playing with a doll like this?

Watch the video:

[Gizmodo]

Creepy Japanese Robot

I'm sorry but the Japanese do some weird shit sometimes. According to The Sun, the japanese company Cyberdyne Inc

is about to start mass producing these life-like robogirls

First off, they don't look real at all. The thing moves like that robot band that used to be at Chuck E. Cheeses.

Sorry, I have to get off subject here. You have to watch this funny video of the Chuck E. Cheese band performing some R&B song. Hahaha!

Anyway, the robot is a little creepy. Just a weird moving in place 5 year old with evil looking eyes. I just see this as a pedophile's christmas gift to himself. Check out the video here. Why would anyone buy this thing?


[The Sun]

Work Those Hands!

I know that I have already mentioned video games on here today but this is quite funny. First of all I want to say how cool ThinkGeek is. They have some really weird/cool/geeky gadgets for sale online. Stuff you would never find anywhere else. Like the Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser.

For those of you addicted gamers out there, this is the product for you. You can work out those fingers to make sure you kill your enemy extremely fast while switching weapons on the fly.

Take a look at the picture below to see how it works.






[ThinkGeek]

Reporter Knocks Down the Leaning Tower of Pisa...Sort of

I absolutely love watch awkward situations unfold in front of my eyes...just as long as I'm not involved. I have that exact situation to show you in the video below. To make the situation even better, it's a local report that really fucks up!

You have seen reporter mess up videos on The Latreen before but this one is just so awkward!

There is really NOTHING going on in whatever town this took place because the local news team interviews some douche bag that built the leaning tower of pisa out of jenga pieces. Ummm...someone get this guy a pocket vagina!

The reporter tries his best to act interested and makes a move to walk around the tower...well just watch the video!

[YouTube]

Crazy WoW Kid

God there is nothing like a shitty kid. Especially a shitty World of Warcraft kid. You guys have probably seen the crazy german kid freaking out because his he has to wait for his computer to load. This is no exception. Although not as good it will still piss you off. Isn't that what you come here for?

It looks like they are playing World of Warcraft at the Intel Extreme Masters gaming event in Los Angeles, CA. As the heat of battle rages, the kid in the white shirt starts getting a little irritated. As they start a group battle, his buddy isn't doing so well and this little shit goes crazy. At one point, he screams out loud at him and gets up to leave but of course his bitch ass comes back to sit down once everyone stares at him.

The fucker just gets out of control to the point where you feel embarrassed just watching it. I'll tell you what, if that little bitch was yelling and talking to me that, I'd pop him in the mouth.

[YouTube]

Free Budget Calculator

We have all been hearing every five seconds how bad our economy is right now. Even after the feds passed a ridiculous bailout bill, things are slowing down fast(did that make sense?). This has got me thinking, "Where is all my money going?" I definitely do not want to waste any money on unnecessary luxury's and seeing a budget already set up would be a nice help.

The CNBC website has a pretty neat little budget calculator for free. What you do is type in your monthly income and it does the rest. It will split your money up based on average percentages.

If anything, it might put your spending in perspective and show that you can save money!

[CNBC]

Where have you been?

Hello Faithful readers of The Latreen,

I'm very sorry for my recent absence. Once again, my work life got in the way of my personal life. This might happen from time to time but don't fear, I will always be back.

Even if I have not updated for a few days, please keep checking back. The more visits we have the better.

Also, if you like The Latreen please remember to visit our advertisers. The more ad revenue comes in, the better The Latreen will get. I am not profiting off of this blog.

Have a great evening.


-Johnny Dangerously

Wobbles Gobbles the Catwalk

Renee has been on a laughter filled hunt for news anchor screw ups late this evening. After scowering YouTube for anything and everything to do with local news fuck ups, she came across this one. It really isn't a screw up more than it is just the most hilarious reaction to a very funny video.

A local news team is showing video of a London Model falling on the catwalk, not once but twice. The video itself is funny enough but the anchor presenting it just loses it live on the air!

I have written about model screw ups before but this one definitely tops them all.

So she makes her way to the front of the catwalk, does her turn and heads back. On her way she just falls. Bam, down on her knees. Then the fun begins.

As she is carrying her watering can (What the fuck?) her boney ankles swivvel back and forth, like she is trying to walk on toothpicks only to slowly fall again! It reminds me of those motorcycle videos when the guy's front wheel whobbles out of control.

I really hope you get a chuckle out of this one!

[YouTube]

Trapster: Avoid Police Speed Traps

I have written about getting pulled over before. You know, when those blue lights reflect in your rear view mirror, taking years off your life. Well, I'm here to reveal that you can hopefully avoid the situation altogether!

I am excited to present a new webapp called Trapster. It maps speed traps on your mobile phone with information submitted by users. I have to support someone with an effort like this because of the way traffic laws are today. Just simply a revenue stream for the state instead of "safety" as they like to say. Just more money that they can steal from us like taxes.

Ok, I'm off my rant now. I just installed this webapp on my Blackberry Pearl and am taking it for a spin. So far it seems to work pretty well. I hope this helps you avoid those costly tickets!

Here is a video demonstration:

[Trapster]

Ridiculous Rubber Band Gun

This is probably the most pointless post that I will ever write. Let's just hope!

I was wasting some time at work when I stumbled upon this ridiculous video of the most high tech rubber band gun every created. I mean seriously this thing is so fucking crazy! I wonder how much it costs...

Not only that but there are several accessories like laser sites and a mounted flash light haha.

See for yourself.

[Fark Video]

Home Shopping Network FAIL

Does anyone really watch the Home Shopping Network? Do you actually order something?

There is nothing that brings me more joy than seeing someone fuck up on the HSN. It has happened plenty of times, like when that guy told us that a giant butterfly was a fucking horse. I have another example for you but this has to to do with the host getting hurt. Yes!

The host is trying to sell some fucking home ladder that folds in a bunch of different ways. In all honesty, he could have just used a fucking chair to reach something but whatever.

The best part is that he continues to speak about how safe and sturdy this ladder is...then he fucking falls on his face.

I do not need to say anything more, just watch for yourself.

[FailBlog]

Open a Bottle of Wine with the Slide Technique

I'm not a very big wine drinker myself but if what the video claims is true, hell that is pretty cool. There has got to be some limitations on this. For instance it must be a certain kind of seal that will allow you to do this.

Basically, he claims that instead of using a cork skrew, you can simply slide the whole cap, if you will, off. Cork and all. He demonstrates it in the below video.

Can someone verify that this is actually true?

See more recipes and videos at Eat Drink or Die

[Eat Drink or Die]

Bugs Bunny in Brutally Bloody Painting

There really isn't much to write about this one but rather just look at the picture. Remember as a kid watching Looney Toons? It always seemed that when shot in the face, Daffy Duck's beak would spin around his face or his head turned to a burnt black color. Ah, those were the days.

But now, we get to see the violence that we were exposed to as children in a more realistic way. An artist, James Cauty, has created a whole series of violent cartoon paintings for the 'Splatter' exhibition which will be shown at London's Aquarium Gallery.

Here is what the artist had to say:

"People have been saying since the 60's that cartoons should show the consequences of violence, or kids will get the wrong idea.

"Its very difficult to shock kids these days - you have cartoon characters being shot in the head and walking off cliffs, so we have decided to replace them with something more realistic.

"I'm a parent myself, and if I saw pictures like that I would think of something kids would really love, because it's no holds-barred violence.

"The idea actually came from my 15-year-old son, who suggested I do some artwork showing what cartoons are really like by showing their real consequences.

"I don't know why he suggested it, but he's done me a favour by giving me this idea six months ago."

I don't know about you but this picture is hilarious!

[Telegraph.co.uk]

Man Shoots Own Arm After He is Refused Sex

(Who can refuse with a look like that)

There is no better way to get some poontang than shooting yourself in the arm when refused. That is exactly what happened with 29 year-old Jonathan Guabello of Fort Myers, FL.

Apparently what happened was that Jonathan and his girlfriend were at a bar until the wee hours of the morning. Since they were there so long, he probably had to buy a lot of drinks, so sex when they got home should just be expected. One can hardly blame him.

Well, when they got home, she felt tired and just wanted to sleep. He kept begging, even threatening but still she refused and went to a spare bedroom to finally get some shut eye.

Then, Mr. Guabello got a great idea. What better way to get some poon than to shoot himself in the arm! I mean, how could any woman refuse some bloody sympathy sex like that?

I know this all sounds too good to be true so if you don't believe me then read the damn story.


[SunSentinel.com]

Netflix: Finally a better streaming selection

I love and use Netflix all the time. It is one of the best services that I have ever paid for. Not only that, but in my personal opinion, it is one of the best companies in existence today. Hey, that is just my experience.

For those of you that are not familiar, I don't know how you can't be, Netflix is an internet company where you pay a monthly subscription fee (auto draft) and get to choose a number of DVD's, depending on your plan, to be shipped to your house. No postage required. Since there are no late fees, you can keep the DVD as long as you want and just put it back in the envelope it came in and put it in the mailbox.

They also offer a streaming movies section called "Watch Instantly" but the selection has been less than decent. Netflix has finally confronted this issue and is beefing up it's online streaming content. There are some pretty big names up there now but not quite where it should be. But they do have No Country For Old Men up there now so that is a good start.

If you are not a customer already then I highly suggest that you give their Free Trial offer a try.


[Netflix]

'Lil Bill O'Reilly Tells It Like It Is

This is the funniest video I have found today. That might not mean much to you but shit, this is funny as hell!

Little Bill definitely tells you exactly how it is. He even has the receding hairline! The only thing he is missing is the turkey neck.

Just fucking watch!

Little Bill O'Reilly Tells It Like It Is - Watch more free videos

[Break.com]