(Sad Looking Typhoid Fever Rash Skin Babies Now Available!!)
That's right folks, are you fucking ready to make a baby? No no, not in the fun way but more in the synthetic creepy doll way.
It's about time that you can purchase the parts of a doll baby to make your own...and sell them of course. Secrist Doll Company is now offering doll parts for you to make your own baby. This is so exciting!
In all honesty, I really do not know what to say here and the whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, it's just a doll right?
The only limiting factor that I can see, since they claim to give you complete freedom in your baby making, is that every single doll's hands are closed. How are they supposed to pretend to suck on your tit if they can't get a good grab? I don't think anyone is going to fall for that!
Anyway, I leave you with this creepy dissected baby picture below...
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I wish we had a picture of the baby in the oven.
I was thinking about that! I need to find it because not only was that funny but the husbands face was absolutely priceless!
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